Self-Care Tips to Cheer You Up: Muslim Edition

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When in doubt, pray:

 

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Forgive others (if you want).

 

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Do you be you.

 

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Don’t be hung up on anyone.

 

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Hakuna Matata.

 

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Pay the haters no mind.

 

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Treat yourself (but check the back of the pack first….)

 

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Ignore the ignorance (and laugh).

 

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Get your hair did.

 

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It’s okay to be savage sometimes.

 

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14 Responses

  1. Speendash says:

    hahaha XD

    That was awesome, it made my night ! thank you for sharing these funny halal jokes/memes

  2. Ibn Faartin says:

    I think many women named Jessica would be or are offended by that. Making assumptions that such women are ignorant, like a dumb blonde joke.

    Which DO get written up by our HR Department as any other minorty group bullied.

  3. Ibn Faartin says:

    Muslim kids always wonder their parents cover the sofas and furniture.

    Because the bed is not the only place parents get messy.

  4. Ibn Faartin says:

    Wife: Which abaya and hijab looks best?

    Husband: The ones on the floor.

  5. Ibn Faartin says:

    A woman looking for marriage says she has seasonal skin. Darker in the summer, lighter in the winter..

    Marrying her is like being polygamous without the polygamy.

  6. Ibn Faartin says:

    People say it is harder for Muslim men coming age than Muslim women in society.

    Yes, harder. Literally.

  7. Ibn Faartin says:

    Muslim man….searching for a Muslim roommate.

    Rent is free. Must be female.

  8. Ibn Faartin says:

    Why do people give a married Muslim couple stuff like appliances and kitchen tools?

    Go to the adult store and give them a real (and halal) product they can use. They arr getting married, right?

  9. Ibn Faartin says:

    To marry a doctor or engineer?

    Well a doctor knows your body….

  10. Ibn Faartin says:

    Woman: You want to marry me? But I am older than you.

    Man: So you are legal, right?

  11. Saeed says:

    I’m search wife ? Help me ?

  12. FaisalSyed says:

    In Shaa Allah hoping to find a better wife, bettering myself everyday.

  13. SULEIMAN ADISA says:

    I need a serious dating muslim

  14. SULEIMAN ADISA says:

    I need a reply

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